I Miss Spam
I recently installed spamd on my server to do grey-list blocking which has so far gotten rid of 95% of my daily spam (used to be over 100 messages a day) and has so far lost 0 emails. After reading the following spam I got from another mode of communication I realized why it took me so long to block my spam… I love reading it.
My name is Juliet Kumassi, 21 year old girl and the only daughter of Late MR WILSON KUMASSI. My father was a very wealthy cocoa and gold merchant based in Accra (Ghana) and Abidjan (Ivory Coast) respectively. My parents were involved in a gastric motor accident last two years on their way coming back from my uncle’s residence.
Gastric. Someone needs to write me a spam filter that lets the good stuff through.
