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* If you live outside the red, you may not get this joke
* Matt just got served

Outkast meets Don Hertzfeldt meets best TV show ever.

These are fake but oh so cool:

He has way more on his youtube page.

You may have heard of graceful degradation- this website degrades quite differently.

This is what I think of whenever I’m writing code for my Networking class. Now that I have a graphics tablet, I can draw it out.

Shake hands all you want in real life, but do it on the internet and you just might contract an STD.

So upon clicking through my mattress man commercial link today, I saw a funny related video that I figured I’d share:

Just wait for the dance at the end. That is what capitalism is all about.

I have this habit of getting rather bored on the internet. Usually this happens when I have a browser window open but nowhere to go. I’ll often play this game where I type the first thing that pops into my head into google or my address bar (+ “.com”) and see what pops up. The word or phrase is usually a variant of “I’m so fucking bored“, but having searched that before I randomly navigated to “boring.com”. Results below:

If you ever wanted business supplies and needed to “Find Everything” (probably trademarked), go no further than BORING.COM. These guys are so damn honest they’ll even tell you this job is boring as shit. Hell, it’s the company name. No buzz words here, if you need plain old boring office supplies, they’ve got ‘em! Rock on.

Serious journalism like this that covers the important issues is something we need more of in today’s society.